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Upvoted: Dear /u/RealWWE, May I please have a job? Warmly, Gentleman Jervis via /r/SquaredCircle


Dear /u/RealWWE, May I please have a job? Warmly, Gentleman Jervis

Dearest /u/RealWWE,

I hope this note finds you well. I am Gentleman Jervis, the World’s Sweetest Man! I write you today because I believe your program could use a chap like me to spread kindness, love and well wishes all over the land.

Now, I can’t imagine you’ve ever hired anyone via Reddit, but perhaps if we work together we can make dreams come true! With that being said, do you have any openings for a sweet, slim, fuzzy bellied gentleman on your roster?

I will be in New Orleans for Wrestlemania, where I would be happy to meet in person to discuss my qualifications in a more detailed manner. Until then, welcome to Reddit. Most of all, thank you for the years of brilliant entertainment. I love you very much.

Warmly, Gentleman Jervis

Submitted January 23, 2018 at 04:22PM by JervisCottonbelly
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