I Wanna Be Tony Stark
(Apologies to Nickelback)
I’m through with standin’ in lines to clubs I’ll never get in
It’s like the bottom of the ninth and I’m never gonna win
This life hasn’t turned out
Quite the way I want it to be
(Tell me what you want)
I want a brand new house on an episode of Cribs
And a bathroom I can play baseball in
And a king size tub
Big enough for ten plus me
(Yeah, so what you need?)
I need a a credit card that’s got no limit
And a big Quinjet with a bedroom in it
Gonna join the mile high club
At thirty-seven thousand feet
(Been there, done that)
I want a new battle suit with many weapons
My own co-stars that can kick some ass
Someone like Pepper
Or James Rhodes War Machine
(So how you gonna do it?)
I’m gonna trade this life
For fortune and fame
I’d even cut my hair
And change my name
‘Cause we all just wanna be Tony Stark
And live in ocean houses, drivin’ fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the booze come cheap
We’ll all stay skinny ’cause we just won’t eat
And we’ll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger’s gonna wind up there
Every Playboy bunny with her bleach blond hair
And well, hey, hey, I wanna be Tony Stark
Hey, hey, I wanna be Tony Stark
I wanna be great like Cap without the hassles
Build eight drone suits that love to beat up Hydra
Sign a couple autographs
So I can eat my meals for free
(I’ll have the veggie shwarma, ha, ha)
I’m gonna dress my ass with the latest fashion
Get a front door key to the Playboy mansion
Gonna date a centerfold that loves
To blow my money for me
(So how you gonna do it?)
I’m gonna trade this life
For fortune and fame
I’d even cut my hair
And change my name
‘Cause we all just wanna be Tony Stark
And live in ocean houses, drivin’ fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the booze comes cheap
We’ll all stay skinny ’cause we just won’t eat
And we’ll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger’s gonna wind up there
Every Playboy bunny with her bleach blond hair
And we’ll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary of today’s who’s who
They’ll get you anything with that evil smile
Everybody’s got an Avenger on speed dial
Well, hey, hey, I wanna be Tony Stark
I’m gonna fight those villains, offend the Senate
Gonna pop my pills from a Pez dispenser
Get washed-up heroes washin’ all my cars
Invent solutions, fight the press so they report it right
Well, we all just wanna be Tony Stark
And live in ocean houses, drivin’ fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the booze comes cheap
We’ll all stay skinny ’cause we just won’t eat
And we’ll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger’s gonna wind up there
Every Playboy bunny with her bleach blond hair
And we’ll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary of today’s who’s who
They’ll get you anything with that evil smile
Everybody’s got an Avenger on speed dial
Well, hey, hey, I wanna be Tony Stark
Hey, hey, I wanna be Tony Stark